Tune of drunken sailor
Whos gunna get past Michael Turner? Whos gunna get past Michael Turner? Whos gunna get past Michael Turner? no one can get past him! Turner...Up he rises... Turner...Up he rises... Turner...Up he rises... Scoring goals from corners!
Niall Quinn's Disco Pants Chant
Long may you reign over us king Niall. (Ed: better rendition added)